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Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or Thumbnail sex movies a new Cracked username. Society has gone to weirdly extreme efforts to keep women's bodily functions a secret from everyone, including most women.

But it's now, and with fantastic innovations like libraries and biology classes and, of course, the internet, it's weird to see movies and sitcoms perpetuating incredibly old-fashioned myths. It's not that hard to fact-check this stuff, guys. Hollywood sex scenes tend to have a template: Two people make eyes at each other, then we cut immediately to some frantic making out, then straight to some fairly deliberate penis-in-vagina thrusting -- often while both partners are still mostly clothed.

Here's a similar sequence playing out with Ryan Gosling in The Notebook. Here's a nearly identical one from Westworld though to be fair, those are robots, so their bodies may work differently, and also we may be Thumbnail sex movies the convergence of multiple confusing timelines there.

The point is, if you're a young person Thumbnail sex movies movies and TV as your guide, you'd think straight sex is a matter of some passionate kissing for a few minutes, then penetration followed by an almost immediate, explosive orgasm from her end. No real foreplay or oral sex from the guy -- just a dozen or so thrusts until ecstasy.

It's like Hollywood is trying to set our teenagers up for sad, abrasive failure. In real life, 75 percent of women can't orgasm from penetration alone. It has nothing to do with any inadequacies on their partners' end; it's just the way they're built.

They need mouth and hand stuff, and quite a bit of it. Many, many men have had to learn this the hard way, if they learned at all. So why are movies so determined to show us a brand of sex that in real life would Thumbnail sex movies both unsatisfying and, well, dry?

It partly Thumbnail sex movies to do with the prudish standards of the MPAA. Actress Evan Rachel Wood expressed her dismay on Twitter when one particular sex scene from her recent film was cut short, and unsurprisingly, the shots that ended up on the floor were all of oral sex being performed on a woman.

That particular act is almost exclusively seen in indie films, and more mainstream films tend to shy away from it in order to avoid an NC rating. Never mind that movies are more than happy to show oral sex on males see: What's Eating Gilbert Grape? You are causing bad sex to happen, Hollywood! A woman going into labor is either cause for hilarious panic or high drama, depending on the genre you're watching movies don't sell tickets unless everyone we're watching is upset in some way.

But in either case, the scenes tend to play out the same way: The woman isn't quite due yet, but suddenly looks down and sees she's standing in a puddle. This -- her water breaking -- signals the chaos of a thousand wars is about to begin as other characters try desperately to get her to the hospital. The baby is coming, and it's coming fast!

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Cut to the frantic drive to the hospital! And of course, all of our readers remember Charlotte in the Sex And The City moviewhose water breaks after an encounter with Mr. Immediately she says, "Oh, my God! No time to lose! Thumbnail sex movies the only slightly more horrifying film A Quiet Placethe "Thumbnail sex movies" gut-wrenching sequence kicks off when Emily Blunt's water breakssignaling that she is just minutes away from giving noisy birth in a world of monsters that attack anything that makes sound.

This is another bit of Hollywood shorthand that is in real life fairly rare -- only about 15 percent of women experience water breaking during labor at all. Sometimes it doesn't even break until labor is well underway, and it's unlikely to be a huge gush of liquid which is actually amniotic fluid, not waterbut more like a trickle.

And contrary to popular belief, if her water breaks at the beginning of labor, Thumbnail sex movies actually not the start of a mad dash to the hospital in order to prevent the baby from just flopping out onto the floor. More often than not, after a woman's water breaks, contractions usually follow within hours.

And if you show up at the hospital without Thumbnail sex movies being four minutes apart and generally lasting for about a minuteyou'll be shocked to hear hospital staff calmly telling you to come back later. All of this should be readily apparent to a medical show like Grey's Anatomy, but nope!

They'll still amp up the stakes by going straight from water breakage to final delivery. You might be able to chalk these up to writers simply wanting to move the plot forward so we don't have to sit through the tedious parts of labor, but you have to wonder how much time real medical professionals have to spend correcting people on this.

Some shows, like Friends, do make the process seem a little less frantic, with characters at least making it to their rooms beautiful, private rooms, like they're Kate Middleton or something and getting to talk to the doctor before chaos ensues. Thumbnail sex movies, when Phoebe gives birth to her triplets, it's a familiar sequence: She shows up after her water breaks, then a couple of scenes later has her first contractionsthen she's surrounded by the doctors and nurses telling her to push as hard as she can until the baby is out: On one hand, Hollywood always makes labor look painful; on the other hand, it also makes it look fast.

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Thumbnail sex movies In real life, active labor lasts around eight hours for first-time mothers but could also wind up lasting most of a dayand again, that's after the early labor period, which can last for days.

When's Thumbnail sex movies last time you've seen a sitcom character Thumbnail sex movies to the hospital for childbirth and then What they're showing as labor is, in reality, the very end of the process. The pushing is generally happening in the last half hourand it's really not up to the doctor when you push. According to the What To Expect When You're Expecting website I just linked there, women generally get the irresistible urge to push rather than waiting for instructions, and, in fact, will be told when to take a break by whatever professional is assisting.

So, you know, don't use the movie as your guide, if you were thinking it'd save time over reading the book. That's a pretty good life rule in general. In the second season of The Walking Deadin an episode that made lots of people angryRick's wife Lori grabs a handful of pills simply labeled "morning-after pills" in order to terminate her pregnancy.

Who wants to raise a baby with hordes of flesh-eating monsters roaming around? Of course, after doing this, she quickly makes herself throw up, unable to go through with her post-apocalyptic abortion. If you don't see the problem yet, well, there you go: The "morning after pill" is not an abortion pill. T he morning after pill, or Plan B, ella, or One Step, is emergency contraception that prevents pregnancy after unprotected sex.

It can't terminate a pregnancy weeks after the fact. There are other Thumbnail sex movies that can induce an abortion, but that is not the same thinghence the internet anger. If you still don't see the problem, or think this is splitting straws, then you haven't thought about how pro-life groups have tried to get abortion medications pulled from the market and, using the same logic, have gone after morning-after contraception -- they Thumbnail sex movies people to conflate the two.

Yet even a recent Black Mirror episode, "Arkangel" directed by Jodi Foster of all peoplemade the same mistake. It tells the story of a helicopter mother Rosemarie Dewitt who catches her daughter having sex with her boyfriend through a brain-embedded tracker that tells her everything about her daughter's body at any moment.

In the Black Mirror future, everyone is miserable all the time! Of course, the app also tells her sometime later that her daughter is pregnant.

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Desperate for her daughter to not ruin her life, Dewitt slips her some "emergency contraception" in her morning smoothie. When the daughter throws up in school, she learns that EC is the culprit from the school nurse, who both calls the pills "emergency contraception" and then goes on to say, "You're not pregnant anymore.

Again, this episode sparked quite a bit of internet outrage of viewers crying out about TV refusing to learn this important lesson that it's somehow been Thumbnail sex movies up for years a episode Thumbnail sex movies Veronica Mars titled "There's Got To Be A Morning After Pill" is actually about the abortion drug, RU Look, it doesn't matter if your show is about zombies or the future or sentient cartoon alligators -- if you're writing a scene about terminating a pregnancy, take a few minutes to get the facts right.

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